Euro NASCAR Weekend part 2 against Colleen McDonald.

Oschersleben, Germany. After Pro Series qualifying. Saturday 19^th September. (Offline)

Euro NASCAR had a very different qualifying session to what I was used to in American NASCAR Series. It made me so proud that I was given an opportunity to race in Europe, more so at my home track, the special feeling I had. I couldn't stop thinking about how fucking thankful I was to interact with fans and how high of a fan attendance there was because I was racing in it. I even saw glimpses of the fans wearing my new merch for two thousand and twenty six season already. Which was super cool. As cool as it was them wearing Xfinity Series gear of me too.

I saw some flags of me as well. It seems to be going really well and best of all, I managed to go to Superpole for the first time and the crowd went nuts for me when I did, I even celebrated with a burnout and standing on top of the roof of my car in front of the fans of both grandstands for the show and to thank them for showing up. I qualified on pole position, even if it was hard to go ahead of Vittorio who was on fire in this series.

But when you get pole position here, you get something more than just a hat, money, trophy and to sign on the board, you get all of those things, minus the sign on the board, but you get a watch instead. I posed for pictures and did an interview on youtube. Euro NASCAR youtube channel got so many hits since I was taking part of the weekend.

I never felt so relaxed about this weekend for a long time. I wasn't racing for points or to win trophies like I got for being pole position, but this is just for fun and for me to gain confidence in road course racing. Along with promoting NASCAR in Europe. All of those things seem to be affecting Euro NASCAR in a good way, especially I was hoping Kaulig see Vittorio as a future talent.

I really think he has such a bright future and saw so much talent in him. In fact, I was talking to the team a lot this morning about him being signed as Kaulig Racing could do with more European talent besides me. If not then in the future, I will run my own racing team in NASCAR and get him hired. He's been giving me a hard time this weekend and that's what I want, drivers giving me a fight, a challenge.

Still, the car was perfect, the team obviously had been working all night to get my car fitted around the settings I had and of course, as usual along with American NASCAR team after qualifying sessions always wanted my feedback as Julian and Garrett listened in as well as they have been asking me a lot of questions.

So I parked the car into the garage and I got out of the car, along with taking my lid off my head, along with gloves as it was baking out here. I was dripping with sweat as the team immediately gave me a lot of water as Harry Smith was awaiting my feedback as I gave it to him.

Konrad Raab: “Fucking hell, this is so much fun to drive.”

Harry Smith: “So the car is perfect?”

Konrad Raab: “For damn sure man. This car is absolute fire. I'm soaking all of this in.”

I know the Bremotion team boss, Patrick Brenndörfer wasn't entirely impressed with me, even though this wasn't like American NASCAR where you got to conserve every single tyres you will use in pit stops as I was told this morning in a driver's meeting how Euro NASCAR works as he shook his head and folds his arms at me as I addressed in German which Harry had experienced with me to the team a few times for the first time as it was a German team after all.

Konrad Raab: “Sorry for the burnout, Patrick. Let's say I was soaking every single moment in and a way for me to say for the fans showing up, thank you for coming to the German Euro NASCAR race to see me showcase my NASCAR driving skills.”

Patrick Brenndörfer: “I'm glad that you're having fun Konrad, but I'm concerned you could've fucked the engine up. I appreciate you're showing off to say thank you to the fans, but consider that you won't get another engine if you blow this one up.”

Konrad Raab: “I understand. I just wanted to have fun because to be honest Patrick, Harry has never really seen me have so much fun and soaking it all in.”

Harry Smith: “It's true, I remember so well that he was so stressed out and pissed off he had to do that Mexico City race as apart of his punishment of letting a professional wrestler destroy a car in our shop. He really wasn't happy the entire weekend. The fact he's letting his hair loose is not something I've seen from Konrad often.”

If there was one thing in the team that I hadn't really mentioned to them as it wasn't relevant to the situation was my wrestling career. Even the drivers were shocked as they were unaware of me being a wrestler as well. I seem to have kept that a secret, despite them seeing fans give me wrestling action figures in a box for me to sign yesterday.

Patrick Brenndörfer: “Ah, that explains the attendance even more. Wow, you never told us this whatsoever that you were a professional wrestler as well. Why did you hide that from us?”

Konrad Raab: “Because it wasn't relevant to racing. I'm surprised you missed me signing wrestling action figures I received from fans yesterday. But anyway yeah, that was part of my punishment in Mexico City was to do the Cup Series race and the other was setting Will Brown's car up for Chicago race.”

Julian Wolfgang: “Woah, no way you're a wrestler as well. But does explain why you're so big and built like a bodybuilder.”

Konrad Raab: “It's true and Harry Smith has seen me wrestle in my home country nine months ago as well, closer to my home town than here though.”

This was when everyone in the team stopped and looked in shock of me, when Harry announced that I was a professional wrestler, but of course, I didn't want to talk about my wrestling career as I said, it wasn't important, especially they were more interested in my feedback which I quickly got everyone back on track at Bremotion, including my team mates.

Konrad Raab: “Anyway, as I was saying, you guys did such a good job. I still having issues getting used to these Hoosier Racing Tires though, but that seems to be a me issue than you guys. You guys are awesome, providing me with a great car, but the mistakes seem to be on me because of these tyres I'm not comfortable with.”

Harry Smith: “But you were on pole position Konrad. Sure, you've slid and everything, but take this into an account that it has to do with this thirty degree weather as well that's not helping you in any shape or form. I know this weather is unusual in Germany, but don't blame yourself entirely for these minor slip ups. Other drivers including that Italian dude you have such high praise on and respect for has struggled too.”

Konrad Raab: “I hear and understand you Harry. I'm glad you're my crew chief for NASCAR Cup Series next year. You always do everything to keep me focused and calm, despite losing my rag at times, but you know the reason for that.”

Patrick Brenndörfer: “May I ask why?”

Konrad Raab: “I have major anger issues. I know, it's hard to believe considering I haven't shown anger once this weekend, but I do. It's why I wrestle actually to get every ounce of anger out since I can't do it any other way that doesn't lead me to get arrested. I usually get my racing psychologist here to keep me on track, but I didn't need him this weekend clearly.”

Harry Smith: “Konrad can't technically hit other drivers because he'd be fire from NASCAR and from wrestling, unless drivers hit him first. Believe me guys that is written on his contract.”

I nodded in agreement and I did give the team some solid feedback about the car, although the tyres being uncomfortable for me was an issue, but the car with everything else was perfect and I loved being here, I loved the car, I loved the fans, I loved the team, my team mates and racing against these Italians, especially that they added two other drivers just to accommodate the shot with Kaulig Racing.

Patrick Brenndörfer: “Anyway, as you're aware with the driver meeting earlier today, you got two races to do this weekend which one is later today and one is tomorrow afternoon. But I'm sure that's nothing, compared to the races you do in American NASCAR.”

Konrad Raab: “Not at all. It's only twenty laps here which is the shortest race I've ever done and I'm not lying. Even dirt car oval racing has more laps than that. But this is so fucking worth it.”

Patrick Brenndörfer: “Damn, I didn't know that the laps in dirt car oval racing are longer than twenty laps. This should be a breeze for you, although not really with this heat. Oh and you got to do some autograph signings on the track as well before you race.”

I widened my eyes, they were serious that they do autograph and picture signings before each race? Fucking hell, this was a whole different world that you wouldn't get this sort of experience in American NASCAR world. Autograph signings and picture taking on the track, on the grid before the race starts?

Konrad Raab: “Wow, I didn't know that fans can actually do this. I guess with it not being as well known or busy compared to America, I guess they don't need a pit pass or anything like that to get autographs and pictures with the drivers. That's fucking amazing on how well connected you guys are with NASCAR fans.”

Harry Smith: “That is very different than what we're used to. You have to do autograph signings and pictures with fans at the merch stands or before or after being interviewed on stage. You'd never unless you have a VIP pass get that chance to access, certainly not to sign autographs or have pictures done with the fans. That's incredible.”

Patrick Brenndörfer: “Anyway, you drivers go off and relax for a few hours and I'm aware that Jerome wants to see you after the race to see how things went today Konrad. So relax and get something to eat before the race. Oh and drink plenty of water too. Meet me here at one in the afternoon so we can chat before the race.”

Julian Wolfgang: “Hey, I want to hang around with Konrad for a bit to know him better.”

This was a kid who really liked me like me and Vittorio who I saw do a promotional video for youtube in the last race on how he works out before races and that only shows the kind of guy who was willing to go far to promote this series. But me and Julian had plenty of hours to kill, although we briefly went our separate ways when it was close to lunch time, especially when a certain family member of mine cooked something for me as a way for all drivers to eat before they go out to race. They know I'm a vegan who takes my diet seriously.

Then at one in the afternoon, I went to the team and had a small team meeting before we drive our cars to the grid and do what he said that happened, signed autographs and pose for pictures with fans. This weekend was so special for me that I got emotional as hell, even during the German and US anthems as something I will remember for the rest of my life.

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Oh lovely, another non hardcore opponent to face in the ring blog (Online)

“What is it with CHBK and giving me two boring opponents recently? I was given Glory who was boring to me and now Colleen who's also boring. Sorry, but these wrestlers take wrestling too seriously for me to be bored immediately. Granted, Polly was a different story altogether in the end as I did see her let loose which was something that shocked me quite frankly, but I know a lot of people bodyshame Colleen, but she doesn't help herself by using her butt as a weapon, like she's so proud of it.

But I won't go there to bodyshame about it because I'd be a fucking hypocrite. Yes, when I started in the business, I was overweight as fuck when I started as a wrestler. Yeah, like really overweight and out of shape that many people called me a pig. Trust me when I was an overweight alcoholic when I started out because although I don't drink that much anymore, I drank a lot of alcohol like you wouldn't believe. That's why I won't ever stoop that fucking low and this is coming from an major A grade asshole.

OK granted you lasted a while as an Underground champion, but to be honest, you should have never been in that division in the first place. Why? Because there's nothing about you when you even did those matches that you had the Underground wrestling persona whatsoever. Nothing, you were just a regular Joe wrestler just like Glory playing by the rules to win.

I hate the fact you got to face Enigma before me because he should be an opponent I want to face in the Chamber because he processes that killer instinct, even from hearing about what he does to people on breaking their bones and causing all shit tons of violence, he's exactly like me and how a true Underground wrestler should represent themselves. You're nothing, but a fraudulent former Underground Champion so why couldn't Kimberly Williams beat you is beyond me because she's a far better underground wrestler than you.

And all this about Enigma not wanting the Underground Championship is complete utter bullshit because Enigma for me is the Underground champion that everyone wants to be, not Mrs I use my big butt to destroy people like a pathetic rat to use her sexuality to advance herself that you are. Yes, I called you a rat because you just got lucky and scathed by Kimberly Williams that I don't know how you did it, seriously. Honestly, you never gave a damn about being a Underground champion either, it just fell upon you to be handed with an opportunity that you should've been given a US or Adrenaline titles instead that suit you a lot more.

I would give Enigma a fight from hell and I guess that's why CHBK hasn't booked me and Enigma a match, knowing we'd actually destroy each other and leave one another for dead. We'd be blooding each other up and destroy one another in the ring. I know what you're saying, that I said I gotten complacent in wrestling that I do. No, I didn't mean with any of that at all. God knows you'll say evolve shit, but that doesn't work for everyone. I refuse to evolve because it would make me a fucking liar if I evolved to do something that isn't me. What I meant in terms of what I was gotten complacent on was preaching about the burning and bloody people up, especially there are many names on the list I have to face and you're certainly not on that list. Enigma certainly is and that's the only spoiler I give for now.

But you know what? I don't care what you have to say about evolving anymore since I'm gone by end of December to follow my NASCAR Cup Series career full time that everyone wants me to do. I could push it to End of January, but I want to do IMSA Endurance Daytona twenty four hours race again. I'm also doing dirt car oval racing as well in November and December months because every dirt car oval driver said they've missed me racing against them.

But the point is Colleen is I don't see you evolving to doing anything apart from luck based reign and luck based wins you had over Kimberly Williams who was sorry to say it, stupid to respect you because you don't have the killer instinct, you don't have a violent streak in you and you're certainly pretty harmless to be quite honest. I don't even think I'll feel a thing if you crush me with your butt.

You disgust me, it's almost like Kandis levels of wrestling to use your body part as a weapon, but I'm not going to be disgraced with you doing that shit on me because I'll destroy you so hard that you won't be able to use your butt as a weapon to people again. I rather use my fists, feet, elbows and knees to destroy you. I prefer to use weapons to crack you over the fucking head to leave you concussed and prefer to fuck you up so hard that I would leave you bleeding everywhere like a pig.

That's the only time I use pig in an insult is the blood part. That's what I want to do and I certainly want to get back using my blowtorch to burn people and use my flanged mace to bash it across people's bodies to bust them open because being violent and seeing people hurt and busting them open, that's what makes me happy.

All these wins and loss stuff is bullshit because I don't really wrestle for wins, not anymore anyway because I'm going to enjoy wrestling and showing the world who Burned In Blood Konrad Raab really is. You got a lot more to lose than I have. A loss or a win gives me nothing to gain or lose, but all of those mean a lot more to you and I'm going to destroy everything you have done. Tomorrow night, you're suffering will end by me utterly destroying you and making you bleed. That's all I will say.”